Old Man 'Roo

To day I went out the back, I saw a kangaroo, it was massive.













It was a about as tall as me [I'm four feet and a half]

My Favourite spot

I love to sit under the Ironbark tree.
Where the leaves flitter in the breeze.
Where the sparrow darts this way and that.
Where the cool ripples from a lily pad
quietly break on the muddy bank.
Where The sound of a Kookaburra, echos through the morning air.
Where you can hear the snapping of a twig, as a kangaroo bounds this way and that.
Where you can hear he sound of a black swan, as it beats it's wings on the gleaming water.
Where you can hear the sound of a cricket, as it jumps from grass stem to grass stem.
Where you can hear the soft sound of a cow chewing, the dewy grass.

Disgusting Recipes

these are Disgusting recipes they will probably make you sick



dog dropping dessert


take dog droppings put them on a dish get dog wee smear it on the droppings


toad intestine soup


get toad intestines put them in a soup then get toad wee put it in too.

The Diamond Sword

“King Barthtin the goblins are approaching the northern ridge.”
“Joharne, my son, take Elendel and Difrwin and go help our friends.”
Meanwhile at the northern ridge the goblins had already launched the assault. Joharne, Elendel and Difrwin got there at the same time as three trolls. Elendel shot an arrow from his bow, it struck the inside of the troll’s mouth, and the troll fell to the ground, dead. Joharne drew his long golden sword and jumped on a troll and stabbed his sword in to the troll’s head. The troll knocked Joharne to the ground, he jumped back up and plunged his sword in the troll’s heart, and the troll fell to the ground, dead; taking three goblins with him. Difrwin hurled his throwing axe at a troll, it hit the troll’s eye the troll went berserk, he killed six goblins, then fell to the ground dead taking two more with him. Joharne swung his golden sword cutting a goblin in two. Then a volley of arrows killed the rest. “The rangers have saved us!”

To Be continued

Gimli

My favourite Lord of the rings character
is Gimli

A Lord Of The Rings Test

I have done a lord of the rings test I was most like merry








You are most like Merry. Hooray for you! You have no problems fitting in with a crowd, and you are often the life of the party. Good thing you're really smart too. Although many people like you, you are very serious about life. Go ahead and make the best of it. Just remember that those who are closest to you will be lost forever if you forget them.

My Brother's Confirmion

My parents goddaughter made her First Holy Commune













on Our lady's birthday










my brother was confirmed by our Bishop









and I had the honour of serving for him.